Seymour Turnipclutch
That man could BLAAARB for 3 hours on only a sugar topped toasted tea cake.
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Ha!
He was disqualified though . . . he tested negative for hotpot!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:25, archived)