Watch you don't catch crabs


From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(sulphurous buttock fumes, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

you have a good name
I have no idea who that is though.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

i don't know who she is
but i like the crab

also, her nose is kinda odd.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Trust me,
You don't:P
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

didn't say i wanted to own one
but it's rather a nice opalescent pink
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

You never own one
YOu get about 1000 and they're grey (my Sunday teacher told me).
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

i want a pink opalescent ones
or it's no dice.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

just more lice:D

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 15 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

Too late
In the past. A completely different story though.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

It is Jodi Marsh
Crab sticks
(sulphurous buttock fumes, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

oh!
she's one of them plastic titted, orange skinned page free stunnas that 12 year old boys hanker after.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

Hanker
Is that what they call it these days in da hood?

/trying to sound with it blog
(Sciuridae with Paridae wants to do a poo at Paul's, Thu 15 May 2008, 21:17, archived)