It's got to the stage where a mate of mine thought I had some weird thing
about him. Had to explain.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36,
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I want to lick icecream off the tip of his nose and play with his little ears
Rooney, not your mate. Although if your mate is up for it..?
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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Not your type, schnookums.
Not unless you're about to come back over to the dark side.
Which I would sincerely hope you'd warn me about.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:40,
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Which I would sincerely hope you'd warn me about.
Much like wanking naked in front of the urinals at Tescos,
there isn't much fun knowing there will be warning :P
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42,
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Haha, it'll be my wedding day
and suddenly I'll be pounced and removed from the procession by a tall man clad in a suit of many pants.
Edit: I am bye bye! See you soon, dixypoos. x
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44,
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Edit: I am bye bye! See you soon, dixypoos. x
I discovered my mate of 5 years had been hiding a deep sense of homophobia for a while now
He didn't invite me to his wedding last week (so is an ex-mate). I also found out last week that apparently a few years ago he told someone he didn't like people seeing us out drinking beers as he didn't want people to think we were "an item".
I threatened to crash his wedding at the crucial part of the ceremony by rushing down the aisle in a wedding dress, mascara smudged to the four winds, tears streaming down my face, me clutching a bouquet of long-dead roses, begging for him to take me back
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:47,
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I threatened to crash his wedding at the crucial part of the ceremony by rushing down the aisle in a wedding dress, mascara smudged to the four winds, tears streaming down my face, me clutching a bouquet of long-dead roses, begging for him to take me back
what a prick.
break into his house at night kitted out as you described, stand over his bed and just start shrieking. that'll show him
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49,
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I fucking love mincers me.
I have seen my wife with her head in her hands in shame whilst I dance with my shirt off with the boys in Brompton's. I'm a right old fag hag.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:50,
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a mate of mine is wonderful queen in the christopher biggins sort of way
and he's made it his project to seduce me at some point in my life...
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:55,
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Marwood?
edit: i got it, never mind :)
i probably am actually...
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:59,
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i probably am actually...
Marwood (Paul McGann) of "Withnail & I"
You have the looks and the hair - now you have the Uncle Monty :D
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Mon 19 May 2008, 18:01,
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i've been told i look like paul mcgann a fair few times
but thats the first time i've been told i'm marwood as well :)
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Mon 19 May 2008, 18:03,
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Just because of the hair?
Because the face isn't really that similar...
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Mon 19 May 2008, 18:05,
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i've just got one of those faces, y'know?
most people know someone that looks like me, or there's someone i look like that they can't quite put their finger on who, or some one from the wide variety of short male celebs with curly hair, including everyone from elijah wood to woody allen...
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Mon 19 May 2008, 18:08,
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I think you must just hang out with people who are either severely visually impaired or incredibly dull.
The only person I look vaguely like is the picture I have in my profile, and that's only really in some lights anyway.
I just have a most singular countenance.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 18:13,
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I just have a most singular countenance.
Did you tell him that if he didn't invite you to his wedding you'd bum him in ways which would make him useless to a woman?
If not, why not?
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:57,
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