I have one of these signed by Lenny Henry

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

I didn't know Lenny Henry was the chief cashier of the Bank of England...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Was dear, was
He's come down a peg or 2. Now he advertises cheap motels.
You know, like the one he was caught boffing some fan in.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

so its worth -£1 billions now

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

This one looks like it was signed by The Saint...
original
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:26, archived)