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ok so its not a shop but it takes pride of place upon my wall

From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Spakmitten, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

*click*

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

I was once told that I look like a young barry humphries
on this very board, in fact

I'm still not really sure how to take it :\
( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

he was quite handsome in his younger days
i seem to remember
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

well put it this way
it was in response to my entry for the 'promote celibacy' challenge

so with added context...
( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

But the key question is have you kept it up?
*poor choice of words*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

everything is a compliment imo
even insults, their just odd compliments!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

I would have thought the fact they called you barry humpries is an indication of how you take it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

Badum...

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

pfft
I knew someone would make that joke.
I should have known it would be you ;)
( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Well I would.
I'll leave that intentially vague as to what the I would refers...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

up the bum?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

*sniggers*

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Sracist!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

WHO'S GAY NOW!?!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Do I have to list them?
Because there's quite a lot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Start typing.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

Bloody hell there's absolutely loads, look there's almost three hund-
Oh no it's just you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Ten percent of the population,
and about 40% in strained partial denial...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 24 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

Underneath the best poster ever.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Razor?

( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

It's...

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

all part of the plan.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

I have a plan.
I'm going to create a second account, and only post the really good stuff I can come up with. Then I'll have an account with a 100% FP rate. I won't reply to any messages, I'll just log in with this account and start conspiracy theories about which regular the other poster is.

Either that, or I'll go to bed in 10 minutes and forget all about this.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

So, no explosions, no romance, no drama, no guns, and no disturbing sex scenes.
I'm not funding it.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Each and every post will have ALL of these.
Sure, it's a risk. But ask yourself: can you risk not funding a potential winner like this? I don't think you can. And deep down, you know you can't either.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

I'm in.
Like foreskin.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

Then watch out.
The new era will begin... soon.

gaz me your credit card details again, you seem to have got the number wrong. I'm sure it's an honest mistake, and so are all my associates.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

Has the Government frozen your Father's assets?

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

Fuck knows.
They keep censoring the details of his punishment in the letters he sends me from Guantanamo Bay.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Have you seen the advert for Harold & Kumar's new film
'Escape from Guantanamo Bay' fucking genious.


Yes! GENIOUS!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

*hums MONTY PYTHONS Flying Circus theme*
YOUR ALL GAY.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

*is disappointed that you didn't mean Member of Parliment's Flying Circus*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

mind the piss, dear

( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Parliament has a theme?

( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Yeah, I think it's law or shouting or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

I thought it was Jarvis Cocker's "Cunts are still running the world"

( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Jarvis Cocker's Cunts are still running the world?!
This multi-vaginaed despot must be stopped! I suggest we attack his dwelling.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

This is exactly why I put the song name in quotes
But the eloquence of your response made me smirk, so I'm glad you posted it anyway.
( Mushroom, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

My father always used to say that the source of all humour was misunderstanding.
Although the inquest said that he was telling me to let go of the pillow.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

OH FART AT YOU.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Mechanical Period's Flying Circus?

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:37, archived)