Why would I cuddle a fucking gerbil?
Now hamsters and Chinchillas on the other hand....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

to mock the system
to mock switzerland!

that'll show 'em!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

MOCK THE TURTLE!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

mock it! fuck that!
*unzips*

come here ya turtly bastard!!!

KEKEKEKE! Number 43- turtel souap!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

FTW?!?!?!
Are you some kind of sex fiend?

/says in the knowledge that my fingers smell of raspberry surprises....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

rapeberry supplies?!
O_O

what are you, some kind of previt ?!?!

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

A previt to a better man....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

a better man, standing by the cliffs
the white cliffs of dover
looking bravely out
soul sweapt by the wind
with honour in his heart
and a plastic bag of stolen mince
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on hills, an o'er vales
When all at once, I heard a cry,
QUICK RUN! IT'S CLAN SOUL AND HE HAS COME TO RAPE YOUR BUM!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

EEK!
*casts +10 cotdeath*
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

*laughs*
You tell it funnier than him ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

you should see me coming over a hill!
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:39, archived)