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# Actually, there's some pretty good stuff in there.
There's a whole chapter on how to get rid of mildew.

Although there's also a story about a talking donkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# There's also looooads of tips on assassination
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Don't forget about when it's ok to rape kids as well
oh, and to nick someones stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Uhm... where are those parts
just out of, uh... curiosity.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Always good for a laugh
www.evilbible.com/Rape.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# where does the kiddy rape occur?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 28 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ..soddom and gommoragh si a good read
shortened into the song of sodom.

although sodomy is technically defined as sex that doesn't have the expressed intention of creating a child..

also the story of onan is a funny messed up read. Onanism is a favourite past time of mine.

quick sum up.. onan's older brother dies. his wife is left with child.. Onan is told to do his dead brothers wife and the child is to be brought up as if it were his older brothers.. so the elder brothers line of hereditary doesn't die out.. apparently this practice still continues in places of the world... so he does it.. but he doesn't want the child to be his brothers... so he puts his willie in his dead brothers missus for a while.. pulls out and finishes himself off. God.. kills him for it. this is one of the main reasons the church frowns on masturbation.

onan really should be our messiah. screw that jesus bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# try:
genesis. thats where the story of onan is... old testment has mass ammounts of vengefull god action..

there is also this

a load of bible stories.. but with the added benefit of being online, in lego and not actually contained within a bible.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *takes notes*


*takes coins too*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Talking donkey?
That's my favourite Gospel!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)