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i got bored after the fourth one

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(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

hes
hes
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

"he's"
"returns"
"Dursley's"

FACT.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

hes

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

Pez

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

Pleez

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

*Operates pointless mechanism to get a tiny sweet*
*Pointless mechanism breaks as usual*
*Uses large hammer to get sweets back out*

*Offers*
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

Superb! Pez dispensers were brilliant!

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

Brilliant in that they were iconic;
not so brilliant at actually dispensing sweets.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

Dursleys'
It's both a plural AND a possessive.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

woo
Have one of my ultra seamy early pics

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

Those original artwork covers
make it look like 'Billy Bunter and the Deadly Wizard Nemesis of The Remove'

not surprised grown-ups sit on the tube with pictures of sparkly amulets in HDR on their covers of exactly the same books
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:01, archived)