A bit uninspired perhaps...

But it is my first post in about a year...

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

Yeah, but only right at the end.
Song of Songs. Even the heathens love a bit of Song of Songs. Breasts like twin fawns of a gazelle, etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

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And teeth like a flock of sheep, apparently
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

give me the apocryphal book of enoch any day!

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

apparently
at least 2,270,971 die in the bible

so who we talking about here?
(Spikey, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

He.

( Leningrad, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

okay
i'm not gonna count but odds are that about 50% are of the male persuasion
(Spikey, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

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Er, how about that one that the entire second half is about?
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

He.
With a capital H.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

haha
gonna keep going...
H cos it's a title/start of a sentence??
and technically "I am He" is in the old testament (Isaiah) and is therefore God talking, and fuck it, I dont understand the trinity, and even so god does not die.
(Spikey, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

He.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:20, archived)