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[challenge entry] Billy Elliot has a lot to answer for

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(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha.
excellent.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Well I won't have to watch that now.
This compo shits on Ebert I tell thee.
(When done right that is)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# scuse me.
Just gonna set this here.

Latest installment in the case project
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# FOOKIN GOFF!
noice work.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# mine says HP on it,
it's saucy
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# does it go well with a bacon and tomato sammywich?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Nothing goes well with a Bacon and tomato sandwich,
you've put tomato in it.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# perhaps if the tomato was shot and killed, and couldnt make it.
then would it go well?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Ha ha...
I only realised what HP meant about six months ago.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# THERE'S A PICTURE OF IT ON THE BLOODY BOTTLE
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Yep.
That's how I worked it out... The shame!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# huge piece-of-shit?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hemophiliac Poop.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# if I stack my two PCs on top of each other
it looks like a monolith and weighs the same!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ooh, you'll regret that
in ten years time.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# im planning on selling it.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *cough!*
......ok....

...for money?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# and perhaps a large rock, so i can bash the person and get the rest of the money.
*scoff*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# why?
A case is a box of bits, mine are lucky to last 6 months and spend all their time in a box at the back of the room being kept cool. I'd regret painting one the next day because I'd never see it and think it was a huge waste of time.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Number 104,302 of 817,621,876,321,187 FFS.
ARF!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Bu-bu-but...
Simon Pegg...?



*click* ^_^
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well, he was great, once
but I fear his best days are over now... the trailer for the his new film of the Toby Young book looks dreadful...
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Why the fuck
do we make shite films? Because Americans will find our British humour quirky and fun? It really fucks me off that the shite we produce is sent around the world THUS making the entire world think that this is what I find funny!

I FUCKING DON'T OK! THIS STUFF IS WANK!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# please dont hunt me.
but i think that a load of films that come from your side of the pond quite entertaining... im not merkian merikan... im from the Canada. All the UK folk here are pretty cool, and they make us laugh with their antics. not as much as the states-folk (due to their negligence and lack of brain power).. but a close second
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:45, archived)