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( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

lies!
there is nothing decent about that script!
no, not even half decent.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

its been so long since i've seen it i decided to give it the benefit of the doubt

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

don't.
it's shit.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Andy McDowell is fucking luscious
and I'm writing this down so I can take issue with you at the bash.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

i'll fight this down to the line
she is a daughter of satan put on earth to blight groundhog day
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

that line is not so far away big man.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:25, archived)