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(sorry., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

Yeah but you'd fuck Kate Winslet

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

what does that prove?
anyone would.
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

i wouldn't.
/rebel
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

You ruined my fucking humour.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

sorry.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:21, archived)

yes, you would
don't lie.
everyone would
give in to the winslet
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

liar

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:22, archived)

shut up slutty

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

hey!!!
i've not been a slut since doncaster


not through lack of trying
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

pft.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

managed to make the girl
in the teddy bear shop smile today,

just by showing her my t-shirt,
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

I wouldn't.
Case proven.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

i would
but only so i could sell the story

same goes for most celebs really
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

*but kate winslet looks really nice*
what is wrong with you people?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:17, archived)

I'd have her

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

not really my type

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

Still conscious?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:26, archived)

still english

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

taff?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

nah i jsut don't much like british girls really

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:34, archived)

fair enough
more for me
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:38, archived)

I
wouldn't.
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

Nu-uh!



But that film was a vaccuous display of pretentious arsery all the way through. I couldn't stand it.
(sorry., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

ballacks t'ye
i liked it
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

i quite enjoyed that one actually

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

fucking love that film
watched it last night as happens

(well 4am cos i couldn't sleep but...)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:17, archived)