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[challenge entry] SHITE

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(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# phew
it wasnt me!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# .
bound to happen sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# If you cut gay men out the equation
that's half their audience gone :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# audience
bollocks
_____________
men/men x man - gay = 0
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# um...
okay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Science!

(l^2(oxo)xb^2)/b=bollox

or bx(ol)^2
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# so
men - gay = 0?
you're saying that all men are gay?



...i mean, maybe, but it requires further testing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# or even
if you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Old cunts lying about
getting laid.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# because i don't have bollocks does that mean i have to watch it?
crap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yep
its in your genes. you won't be able to resist, then you'll buy the DVD and all the crappy merchandise to go with it (so long as it's pink)
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# sorry love
but someone's gotta suffer
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i'll make you suffer, if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# *books train ticket to brighton*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# come and buy me drinks.
go on.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# alright then
i can squeeze you in in october, sound good?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# yeah alright.
you never know, you might pull some brighton slag...:P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# why else would i be coming?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# true...i'm shit company.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# you drink don't you?
sounds good to me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i drink, get silly then get depressed and cry.
there is a varge margin of enjoyment in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i only cry
if i've been on shitty cider, and that's only in the privacy of my own bathroom
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# last time i went out with my real life b3tan friend (ooo), couple of nights in a row and i think i ended up crying on his shoulder on everyone
the poor fucker always ends up with me in a mess, in tears or so pissed i can't get into bed. terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# awww
i don't have real life b3ta friends. all my friends pretend to be mature
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha, i'm cool.
i can sniff out a b3tan in a pub!

now i'm thinking baout him, i miss him, he only lives in hove now, but has a new lady friend and you know..thats always fucking awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# i find it more awkward
when former lady friends start seeing boys who, i'd put hard money on, were introduced to said ex by the snide cow of a best mate who tried to split us up.

yeh i'm jealous, but i'd be able to deal with it a lot better if i didn't think she was involved
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# how about a brighton beach slag?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# only
once they'd lost their pulse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# they don't have pulses
vodka pumps in their veins at a constant rate
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hmm
i shall have to rethink
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Same as Seinfeld. Shallow New Yorkers
trying desperately for relationships and wondering why it never works out.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:49, archived)