THATS A KNIFE!


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( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:50, archived)

hahahahahaha

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

Ahaaaaaaa
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(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

that's not a knife
that's a spoon


also:

FUCK YEH. PENGUINS FINALLY GET A FUCKING GOAL
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

i see
you've played knifey spoony before!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

coffee

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

sorry I've been away.
what did I miss. Does Smash still love me and just what is that smell?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

i missed you
glad to have ya back :)
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

i love everyone
except horses.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

oh ok.
what about dags? ja loike dags?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:59, archived)

hate is a strong word
let's just say they don't stimulate my amorous gland.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

haha what?
I love your more and more as you become more complicated.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

yay!
i'm not complicated, just confusing.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:06, archived)

what?
have you seen my windjammer? I left it here by the pavilion.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:19, archived)

oh god on TV earlier this year
a band were on tv with a song which featured the lyrics "hate is a strong word/but i really, really, really don't like you".

rock is dead :(
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

rock attained perfection in the 80's
i've said it before, i'll say it again.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

but it lost it pretty quickly
with the poodle perm
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

i blame aerosmith

( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i blame bon jovi

the smith's finest hours were 70s anyway
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

fair enough
i quite like aerosmith, actually
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:16, archived)

yay
didn't think you were retarded
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

1950s
its been down hill ever since
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

ever since
elvis got behind the controls of a cessna pissed
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

elvis?
i really don't see what all the fuss was about.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

he didn't even write his own songs
(i was suggesting he killed buddy, big bopper and whats his face)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

ah, right.
well, i'm off to bed. g'night all!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

night m'lovely

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

Moss. Miss
under the influence
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:54, archived)

apology not accepted
DANCE FOR YOUR ACCEPTANCE. DANCE
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:57, archived)

*jiggles*
cries a little inside *jiggles some more " my milkshake brings all the boys to the yaahahaha oh god make it stop "
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

my milkshake brings absolutely NO boys to the yard

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

you are peter griffin
aicmfp
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

not to hassle but i don't know if you saw it down there vvv
but did you have a look at the gun for my little pwny in the end? if not no worries i'll see what i can manage
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

I did two
and they took me hours. Seriously it was hard work and I hated the result.
I'll deal with it but I'm thinking the best way is to model it and export the jpg then trace it and vector it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

oh ok, thanks so much by the way
i owe you a pint for this :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

bollocks.
rough sex will do just fine.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:18, archived)

fair enough
i just saw your rotty. she looks lovely.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:22, archived)

she's past her best
but a lovely old girl.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

how old is she?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:32, archived)

Hahaha,
but I'm fed-up of seeing those ozzy gits bend all our sky-scrapers :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:59, archived)