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[challenge entry] Animated lord of the rings ronseal



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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# they ran out of budget
film finishes half way through the books roughly... never financed to make a sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# You exlained too soon,
should've let 'em suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# lol
I realised it was a bit obscure.. I'm too much of a film geek for this really... I'm currently tempted by a guinea pig project series poster for example..

talking of which.. has any one else broke british law and seen necromantik..

next to IT has the single funniest sex scene you will see in any movie... ever (next to visior Q again corpse fucking... but best comic timing ever) pretty grim ending though. self stabing and spluffing combined
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Er,
I'm just going to stand over there...please don't follow me :/
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ha, fooled you!
I am the over there.

I challenge any one not to laugh during the sex scene in nekromantik its a pretty much a fake skeleton.. and a three some with a skeleton a aman and a woman... they saw a piece of wood of and mount it as a penis and it's all shot in soft focus with 70's porn music.. and it's a german film so you get th efun of german porn groans as well.. the fact it was still banend in britain built it up a lil too much in my expectations.. and then that happened. the last scene is a mirical of prosthetics.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# the ending of "Nekromantik" used to be on YouTube
I was gonna post a link, but can't find it now.
I think it's one of the ickiest things I've ever seen, even if it is ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Oh ok.
I haven't read the books.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# What Cockwea... wait...
*voms everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# hmm
(insert joke here)
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Three guys walk into a bar...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# What are the chances of that ey?
Quatum Physics for you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# They're pretty high, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Are
they interested in sharing their gear in exchange for some hot monkey sex?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Erm......
OK! But I get drugs, right?

EDIT: OH! I get it now: your age, yes please, round yer mum's house xxx
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# sorry but..
monkey sex has been proven to be an endothermic reaction
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# The Lo o Rin
I don't get it.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hahaha,
I think I get this :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# AWAITS EXPLANATION
*turns caps lock off*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# ah
is none the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# still none the wiser
in lower case
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# fuckit
to'bed
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# The Lo of Rin
Can't wait .
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Took me a while to get this
Then I laughed.
My brain hurts now...
(Nifty, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# We
don't like "brained" people round these parts pants.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Well that's pretty lucky then.
=D
(Nifty, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Haha, I actually do get this :3
I really shouldn't though. I blame my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Pfft!
I get it as well. :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:17, archived)