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(Captain Black, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

meow's?
gosh, the grammar's all out tonight!
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

*notes lack of capitalisation*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

*notes lack of friends*

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

*notes that you are a self absorbed cunt and that I never really liked you*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

He doesn't really mean that
you know he has posters of you and a life-sized semen encrusted stand-up
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

A semen encrusted stand-up?
What, Dara O'Brien or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:33, archived)

I was thinking of one of those corrugated cardboard dealies
but yes, Dara O'Brien will suffice
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

fixed & ty =]

(Captain Black, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

you missed out the bit with the baddy's furry claw stuck into a bench

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:22, archived)

bruce lee was not a geezer!
and he died way before his time :-(
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

Luckily he
didn't use Kung Poo.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:25, archived)