The book's better.


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

Have you seen misery?
Then this'll all be new to you
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

MOE MOE MOE
How do you like me? How do you like me?
MOE MOE MOE
Why don't you like me? NOBODY LIKES ME!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

everyone who sees the movie gets all worked up over the "hobbling" scene
but what happens in the book is worse. far worse.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

Yup....
NO argument there.... Axe to the shins wasn't it?
(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Thu 29 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

axe to the feet
and a blowtorch to cauterize the wounds.
Nasty nasty.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

and then she farts in his mouth

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

what do you call this act?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

it's 2:27
and I'm looking at you all

through a hole in your ceiling
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

no you're not.
I've got my cock through the hole in my ceiOH GOD HEE HEE THAT TICKLES, GET YOUR TONGUE OFF!
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:28, archived)

never heard anyone say that before
tongues on (especially when you can't see who's doing it)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

:D:D:D

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

no cock here, hmm, hang on a minute
*rummages*

"OI!! GET OUT, THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

seems you've got ceiling elves, I'm not fucking about with those things

phone up the council and have them sprayed

edit: I'm now going to think about boats
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

oh fuck, I thought your tongue was a bit rough
er than last time ;)
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

tongue?
no tongue

I communicate using hand signals and beeping
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:37, archived)