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[challenge entry] The book's better.

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Have you seen misery?
Then this'll all be new to you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# MOE MOE MOE
How do you like me? How do you like me?
MOE MOE MOE
Why don't you like me? NOBODY LIKES ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# everyone who sees the movie gets all worked up over the "hobbling" scene
but what happens in the book is worse. far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Yup....
NO argument there.... Axe to the shins wasn't it?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# axe to the feet
and a blowtorch to cauterize the wounds.
Nasty nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# it's 2:27
and I'm looking at you all

through a hole in your ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# no you're not.
I've got my cock through the hole in my ceiOH GOD HEE HEE THAT TICKLES, GET YOUR TONGUE OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# never heard anyone say that before
tongues on (especially when you can't see who's doing it)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# no cock here, hmm, hang on a minute
*rummages*

"OI!! GET OUT, THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

seems you've got ceiling elves, I'm not fucking about with those things

phone up the council and have them sprayed

edit: I'm now going to think about boats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# oh fuck, I thought your tongue was a bit rough
er than last time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# tongue?
no tongue

I communicate using hand signals and beeping
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:37, archived)