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[challenge entry] No apologies for shitness
/George Lucas

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# ha ha haaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# ep 3 wasn't too bad really, was it?
i found the order 66 sequence quite moving. especially the pretty twi'lek girl dying
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# The pretty girl dying sure was moving.
IN MY PANTS, THAT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# The animated series was good.
And bits of 2 and 3 were alright, but Anakin's turn to the dark side didn't even seem vaguely realistic.

"You know he's holding you back you know."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"The bastard!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:35, archived)
# "You can't win, I have the higher ground!"
One of the most profoundly idiotic climaxes ever

EDIT: Also the emperor's transformation seemed almost like a tongue-in-cheek homage to shitty 1960's sci-fi serials
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Idiotic climax
or sound fencing advice?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Any sort of strategem is null and void
when you have force powers. Was that really Anakin's downfall? An extra foot and a half? Didn't he jump like 20 feet seconds earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Yes, but they just cancel each other out don't they.
"Force push!"
"Force push!"
"STOP DOING THAT!"

Also to my memory, Obi-wan was the master of defensive combat.
{read as: he was fucking great at standing on hills}
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# The BEST
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# think it was just to explain why
a fairly fresh faced 60 year old became so old and wrinkled in about 18 years.

i like eps II and III, but admittedly they tried too hard to impress, and forgot about a decent story line (also they're much closer in time line than the original three)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# i've yet to see the animated series
do you hold any hope for this years movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# This year's movie? Eh?
*lives in a cave*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# think
she should've had a bigger part

other than the one IN MY PANTS THAT IS
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:35, archived)