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night night people
From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
I was thinking 'inevitable', but decided to go with 'hilarious'.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
After making with the brushteething.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
Niiiight.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
that's crazy shit! crazy batshit shit crazy shit!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
NOW IT'LL ONLY TAKE A COLD TO FINISH ME OFF! LOL!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
He grew whiskers on his chin-again
The wind came out and blew them in-again
RAPE.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:45, archived)
My son, John,
Went to bed
With his trousers on,
One shoe off
And one shoe on!
Diddle, diddle, dumpling,
RAPE.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:48, archived)
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haycock, fast asleep.
Will you wake him? No, not I,
For if I do, he's sure to RAPE.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
Soldier, Sailor,
Rich man, Poor man,
Beggar man,
RAPE.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs
In his nightgown.
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the lock,
"Are the children all in bed?
RAPE.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
due to the fact that RAPE does not even allow for SPEECH MARKS to be CLOSED
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:53, archived)
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?
RAPE.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
RAPE.
Okay, enough RAPE for one night, goodnight b3ta :P
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
Baker bakes, his little one too.
Farmer farmer, he plants seeds.
RAPE seeds
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
You're only allowed to change either the last word or the last line to "RAPE.", whichever's funniest.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
Because I don't know any.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:58, archived)
let me take out my... tools to examine it more... properly
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
that's right, LIME, LIME LIME LIME
ALL THE TIME!
DOES IT RHYME?
Who gives a fuck?
:D
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I don't have any lime, I have sainsburys lemon drink, it's as close to lime as I dare go.
This post bears no relavence to the image above
sorry :(
It's too subtle for me, but then, I should be asleep, sleeping, zzz ZZZZZ zzzz, like that, curiously emitting the 26th letter of the alphabet as I lie there in a state of sleep. Due to being asleep.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
