hell i think this is worth a new thread...


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(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

...wow.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

definate bed now
I usuallly have a wnak before going to sleep.. but some how i think i would end up feeling dirty.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

That's part of the appeal!


...what?
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

nothing beats the nervous perspiration and sweat success of ejaculation
being washed away by the combined tears of guilt and shame.


..still not mansaged to egt out of b3ta yet. swine b3ta!!

x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

You are doc dyslexia in disguise
AICMFP
( J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

yes.
i'm a slut in your toilet.

EDIT: sorry read your subject line wrong i thought you said i was a dyslexic in disguise so i respomded back with randomness
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

That cat is clearly underage
so here's your jail sentence
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

fairly
lenient sentence i thought
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

How many years is Cat Years?
Assuming it's not 7. That's Dog Years. It wouldn't be called Dog Years if it applied to cats too.
That'd just be stupid.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

I was reminded of your "the great attempt" pic earlier
Still one of my all-time b3ta favourites :D

I'm going to bed now anyway, g'night b3ta!
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

Really? Christ, Fnord's Law in action there.
G'night sir!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

dog years
have actually decreased due to the improvemets in vetinary science.. so i heard.. not sure where it is now.. 3-5 i think. cats not sure.. but we had a cat that got to 17...
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

My childhood
I think you killed the last of it.
(Nifty, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

If that didn't
this probably will
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

oh that sassy caterpillar was asking for it

( connor, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

Oh God, no
Not the hungry caterpillar!
Rule 34 of the looney tunes I could handle.
Congratulations, it's definitely dead.
(Nifty, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

Rule 34 has ruined everything I hold close.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

rule 34?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

Rules of the internet
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
(Nifty, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

oh god...

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

you just need to hope for
senile dementia you'll reclaim it again in old age.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

I may have alzheimer's
But at least I don't have alzheimer's!

Sorry, I had to.
(Nifty, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

yes it does.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

oh yes!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

Yes it does.

( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

At least he has good
pelvic thrusts.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

and also has an added anti spileberg smear



i gave him the wrinklings of a foreskin
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 3:18, archived)