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(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

yuck

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

To be fair,
they weren't that bad.

Wouldn't buy it just for them though. I'll let mates do that.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

i despise the woman
and her droopy tit-fuck-to-get-in-a-film-with-billy-zane tits.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Even so,
Still would. Just for the novelty value.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

In films you don't even have to talk to her.
Just sit back.

You could spend the whole running time slagging her off and she'll still get her norks out regardless.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

or
just go here

WARNING: KELLY BROOKS NIPPLES AHEAD
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

thank you for proving me right

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

I have been to the beach
with both Girlfriends and just regular female friends. Never have I seen them in this manner.

Surely they just do it for press attention, yes?

Look at those gross Lily Allen ones as an example. She's the only topless one there, and also the only celebrity. Coincidence?

Yes, I saw those pic by pure accident. Yes.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

haha
you seem a bit worked up.

do you want to continue this when you're done?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

Aaaah.



Sorry, ....what?
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

you've
been to the wrong beaches.

happy early childhood holiday memories of topless spaniards in tenerife.

although rule of thumb nudist beach = people you never ever want to see naked.

but the way to generally judge it is quality of photo. the higher res the pic the more likely they've been paid for the photo's being taken/set up the shoot themselves.

If girls gone wild has taught us anything it's the seeing of tits is equivalent in value to a tshirt...
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Actually,
I doubt she's have paid to have this taken.
NSFW. Obviously.
Guess I'm invalidating my argument, but hey.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

yeh, but those pics were pretty low-res compared to the more favourable shots you see of other girls,


i also saw a lot of tits on beaches when i was on holiday growing up, although Spain sucks, France is so much nicer
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

no
problem
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:37, archived)