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(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 30 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

8 pints on a school night is average ffs!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

maybe
for fat people...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 30 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

miaow!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

I'm not fat!
Just bloated, distended, with hypertension and cirrhosis
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

The NHS called
your new liver's ready
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

Ah thank you.
Number 3 is getting a bit worn...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

bangin'
good job they're just using a zip rather than opening you up a-fresh each tiem
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

For some reason I ordered an all-cheese pizza.
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT, B3TA DOT COM?
( gronkpan, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

if its from pizza hut its about 5 bucks
and it's just cheese
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

It's from dominos
so it's pretty much all I'm expecting.
( gronkpan, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

WHAT'S WITH THAT?

( gronkpan, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

aw man man aw man aw man
there's better around you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Cheese dough,
cheese tomatoe
cheese cheese
cheese toppings
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:54, archived)