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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hey roomie, nice one... roomie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# yeah roomie, it made me laugh
roomie

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I call dibs on his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I call dibs on his other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# THE STUFF IS MINE.
You can steal Pineapples DS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Why rape me when Hexy is all young and fresh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ^this.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# cos he's in enough trouble already!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# DOUBLE 1!!!!
you get to move forwards two places
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
you've been saving that for just this occasion, haven't you? :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I've had this game of Space Hulk set up on my desk
for months... people have been asking questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *goes into overwatch mode*
*gun jams*
FUUUUCKKKK!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I'd suggest Pineapple then, but I image he'd purr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# The cliques have started already!!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# SCHMERG MERM.
I'm gonna schmerg merm all the way to the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# pfft
I'm doing worse than that tomorrow. I'm paying nine quid.

mmmmm proper cutthroat shave:D

*limes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# yikes
that sounds like fun though... I've always fancied I'd have my own cut throat razor... if I didn't have such a fine beard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# or such a cuttable throat.
*leers*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# meh
I've lived a full life -- I'm pretty sure it's down hill from here on in anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I haven't shaved this week
I want to get my money's worth!
You get the whole towel and the whole lime juice thing too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# man
that's the sort of thing I could totally go for... am also in the mood because my delightful and full bushy tash is in a constant battle with my red and runny nose at the moment for I HAVE A MAN COLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Well it beats 'tashe wax I suppose:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# unexpected lime?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# MUST... NOT... REPOST....
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Ah, fuck it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# its a boy lime!
i can tell
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i give in also
acetylcholine/acetylcholime:


citrus neurotransmitters, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Where in heavens can you still get that done?
I thought the whole (aids/death/clinicalfreakery) had killed the barber shave off.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# it just pushed it underground
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# oh god, I don't know why I'm finding this so funny
but I cannot stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# that shit singing film didnt help either
the one with that guy from that other film with blades for hands you know...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'm beginning to wonder
if he can do anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# X men?
*drowns self*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i want one of them
blades are the biggest ripoff in the world.

You'd need a strop as well tho. And balls of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Did you know
the name Bladerunner is taken from a William Burroughs sci fi film script about a guy who smuggles surgical instruments.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# cool, i didnt know that
i knew the original name "do androids dream of electric sheep" or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# yes.
yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# blue on a black background.
my eyes are too puny to read without squinting! :p i like the pun though, well, erm, pulled off? *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:40, archived)