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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

Hey roomie, nice one... roomie.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

yeah roomie, it made me laugh
roomie

*clicks*
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

I call dibs on his stuff.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

I call dibs on his other stuff.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

THE STUFF IS MINE.
You can steal Pineapples DS.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

*rapes*

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

:(

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Why rape me when Hexy is all young and fresh?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

^this.
:(
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

cos he's in enough trouble already!

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

*rolls eyes*

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

DOUBLE 1!!!!
you get to move forwards two places
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

hahaha
you've been saving that for just this occasion, haven't you? :P
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

I've had this game of Space Hulk set up on my desk
for months... people have been asking questions.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

*goes into overwatch mode*
*gun jams*
FUUUUCKKKK!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

I'd suggest Pineapple then, but I image he'd purr.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

The cliques have started already!!
;P
( Mstandot, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

SCHMERG MERM.
I'm gonna schmerg merm all the way to the bar.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

pfft
I'm doing worse than that tomorrow. I'm paying nine quid.

mmmmm proper cutthroat shave:D

*limes*
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

yikes
that sounds like fun though... I've always fancied I'd have my own cut throat razor... if I didn't have such a fine beard
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

or such a cuttable throat.
*leers*
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

meh
I've lived a full life -- I'm pretty sure it's down hill from here on in anyway.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

I haven't shaved this week
I want to get my money's worth!
You get the whole towel and the whole lime juice thing too:D
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

man
that's the sort of thing I could totally go for... am also in the mood because my delightful and full bushy tash is in a constant battle with my red and runny nose at the moment for I HAVE A MAN COLD!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Well it beats 'tashe wax I suppose:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

unexpected lime?

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

MUST... NOT... REPOST....

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

Ah, fuck it :D

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

its a boy lime!
i can tell
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

i give in also
acetylcholine/acetylcholime:


citrus neurotransmitters, anyone?
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

Where in heavens can you still get that done?
I thought the whole (aids/death/clinicalfreakery) had killed the barber shave off.
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

it just pushed it underground

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

oh god, I don't know why I'm finding this so funny
but I cannot stop laughing.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

that shit singing film didnt help either
the one with that guy from that other film with blades for hands you know...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

I'm beginning to wonder
if he can do anything else.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

X men?
*drowns self*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

i want one of them
blades are the biggest ripoff in the world.

You'd need a strop as well tho. And balls of steel.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

Did you know
the name Bladerunner is taken from a William Burroughs sci fi film script about a guy who smuggles surgical instruments.

FACT.
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

cool, i didnt know that
i knew the original name "do androids dream of electric sheep" or something like that
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

yes.
yes they do.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

blue on a black background.
my eyes are too puny to read without squinting! :p i like the pun though, well, erm, pulled off? *clicks*
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

hahahaha nice

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:40, archived)