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[challenge entry] I'll be amazed if this hasn't been done
but sod it i'm doing it anyway....



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(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I am amazed that this wasn't the film's actual title.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:47, archived)
# maybe
they changed it to keep it out of porno shops
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
# bindun as a porno it seems
parodycentrum.wordpress.com/2007/11/03/bareback-mountain-in-a-year-without-love/
Not Safe for Work: it is a blog about a couple of porn titles. Some cocks shown.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
# dubious
i think that gets a NSFW tag :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Yeah OK
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:19, archived)
# DFW?
That's what you'd get if DFS started selling wankrags.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Hey Hexy...
did you get a naughty step over the lime business?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:19, archived)
# nono, the lime business was ace and fun and jolly
I got naughty stepped because I wanted to.

I had fuckloads of work to do, and the ever-present call of b3ta was so strong that I asked cr3 to whack a two day block on me so I could get some bleeding work done :)

It was most useful, but I keep thinking what I could've been had I not spent the past year on b3ta altogether.

PS: He was awfully sweet, on the 'YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY STEPPED' page that came up whenever I tried to access b3ta (at least 20 times, out of habit), it gave the reason as 'I love you.'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:23, archived)
# slut
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:24, archived)
# lol
also that is good to know you can ask to be blocked.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:31, archived)
# aw
I was the first person to be nawty stepped when rob wanted to test it out

I can't remember the reason though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I thought it was when manley and nikon went on their frog fucks granny/he's on fucking fire! rampages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:25, archived)
# talking of movies
i just put one of the ones i did at uni on the links board.

www.b3ta.com/links/192616

I co-wrote and directed. the film was a fussion of two seperate ideas together. other than tha i';m saying nowt unless asked. it's.. unsuprisingly if you've seen my other posts.. a bit of a headfucker..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I'm sure people on the links board will find it fascinating
without the need to threadjack
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
# oh cmon
regulars to it all the time. I don't see you having a go then.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I'm getting there
i think I've been on here 5 days straight.. and achieved very little else.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I know you've been bummed pretty hard
It's got to the stage where people are bumming you simply because you're there.

I think you've learned filesizes the hard way by now.
Threadjacking: you should reply with a comment like "Oh that's a nice picture have a click" Then announce "bit of a threadjack" then post your link.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:02, archived)
# What the hell has happened to b3ta?
This isn't even a rule.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:04, archived)
# It's not but it's polite
Pimptastic is starting to get arse-raped with snide comments every bloody time he posts. Simply because he's made a couple of boo-boos in the past.

I'm trying to help...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:06, archived)
# That wasn't aimed at you
but I've been threadjacking for as long as I can remember and nobody has ever had a problem with it, even when I was a newbie.

It just seems like a weird thing to get upset about.

It's not like this is a forum with specific topics.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I know eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# You're, like, the best mod ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ooh
I shall be joining your other site by the way. I've started work on a crazy ass song with very minimal recording equipment and random objects for percussion.. although I'm currently still working on the drum track.(d'n'b breakcore influenced)the guitar part is worked out and just needs practicing more (ska, metal and funk influences.. with a bit of jazz thrown in) so it's either going to be one of the biggest audio messes ever.. or something interesting and not to everyone's taste.. sorry to thread jack my thread jack but if your interested in hearing what I've done so far on the drums www.myspace.com/sicklyboy

and don't worry I'll give my original thread jack a click....
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I don't think my tinny laptop speakers do your drums any justice
but it sounds like you've had fun making these.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:24, archived)
# yeah
my sound card pretty much despised me for it.. but that worked to my advantage as it created one of the high pitch bits where its goes ridiculous.

I'm cutting it all together in adobe prem pro.. as i can't be arsed to learn another sequencing program. but it's been put on the side as I've got sucked into the hideously addicting world of instant gratification that is b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I don't
mind snide comments. In fact i find them fun as it's some thing to be sarcastic back at.

and a couple is a bit of an understatement. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:10, archived)
# haha, you fit in well then :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# like
a hand in to a particularly soiled glove.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I meant
getting there as a regular.. lol. I've seen plenty of thread jacking. i figured it would be acceptable as it is film based. It'd be the same as putting in a related image.. although there is admittedly a lack of gays in my film. there is a knife in a crotch though..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# probably not
the most I've got there is abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
# STOP IT STOP IT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:05, archived)