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[challenge entry] just about sums it up


I had one of those VWs - it ran a bit better until it broke...

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# isn't that what you are meant to do with them?
run them into the ground

until they finally give up the ghost out of decriptude and burst into flames on a motorway and you have to scramble out

then you sit on the roadside with a thermos full of tea completely off your tits on acid, watching the event unfold to it's ultimate conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# except the really old ones
people drop $40K into restoring them!

THEN they burst into flames and die.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:56, archived)
# :D
it's the nature of these things to burst into flames and die

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# one of the things
I've always maintained I'm gonna spend my retirement doing is everything I haven't done because of the effects it might have on my later life. all of it*.



*not including suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:03, archived)
# haha
thermos full of slightly acid enhanced things

sitting at the seaside

in a fish and chip shop

fucking battling the fucking GIANT FUCKING SQUID!

mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# i want to reply
but aparently i went to bed half an hour ago..

but yes.. you got the picture pretty much perfect.

I just like the image of going up to a dealer as a 70/80 year old and asking "what have you got?"

want to get mesculin out the way though. doors of perception was a fascinating read.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:15, archived)