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( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I'm a happy costumer *gets tape measure out*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

*tailors*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

*headors*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

hums, seriously, is a nine inch cock that great?
do ladies really like having their lunch poked out of them from the inside?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

are you refering bum sex?
:O
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

no just normal

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

so, how can you get to her lunch that way?
i'm confused :(
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

pffft
'normal'
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

well normal for me is my left hand

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

we knew that..
we read your question
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

could have been my right...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

I was waiting for you to comment.... ;)
*morning hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

Are you asking seriously?
Most of the women I know, myself included, prefer girth. We're much more stretchy widthways than lengthways. There's only so much length you can take.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

*nods wisely in agreement*

( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

We should hold workshops.
'What Men Need To Know About What Women Think'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

who cares..

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

Quite a few.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

no matter what women think that I think that they think
I just "won't understand" anyway

:D

(hang on, I just confused myself)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

People who want a relationship with another person
Rather than just shagging with someone who they're paying by the hour.
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

Zing...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

*watches Verity carve a massive IVV into MAIOF's chest with a rapier*
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

that's what i thought
so why is there this obsession with length? can't we just move on from it all. It would make a lot of blokes feel better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

no obsession..
just too much junk mail..
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

The length market (Monsters of Cock etc) is made by men.
It's MEN that want longer cocks, not women wanting them to. Like it's WOMEN that want massive jugs, most men are happy with whatever they get. Each gender constantly trying to second guess the other.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

And it's women that want to be really skinny too
Men generally like curves.

_{(Although not rolls of flab. Sob.)}
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

Exactly.
Took me years to get my head around that one. I'm the thinnest I've been since I was *thinks* about 14, and I have never, ever, ever had trouble finding someone to practice the indoor arts with.

*grabs* you know, most bi or gay women prefer the curvy woman too you know...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

*snuggles*
My trouble is that I've just spent nine months doing NOTHING except staying in with a laptop and law books and drinking wine.

I am planning lots of fun exercisey things after my exams next week. Like doing lots of swimming and dusting off my walking boots :)
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

ROWING IN FRONT OF THE TELLY!
It's brilliant. Get a Poirot box set and have at it.

I have also been dancing like a loon around the house.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

I think the obsession is more male-created than anything

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

shut up!!!
you're ruining my business
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

ha, I'd never noticed how customer and costumer were just a letter swap away
there's got to be a hilarious cartoon suitable for the Daily Mail there.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

I can imagine the endless hilarity that would be demonstrated in a fred basset cartoon

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)