Does b3ta do football?


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(gusjux, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

is it Kevin Keegan?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

B3ta likes to pretend that it doesn't

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Foot... ball?

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

yes some of us love it...football that is

/fnar fnar
( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

A couple do.
I've been playing paper netball for a while though, at work. It's much better.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

I used to play that
but then the big boys started taking the piss out of me so I started playing basketball instead. Pretty much the same only I have to black myself up.
(gusjux, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Paper netball is ace.
I've got almost 300 points now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

you've got more than that on my spreadsheet

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Phwoar, can I cash them in yet?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

nearly
you're at 862, and - for some reason - a Finnish 2 Euro coin
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Wowzers, I'm very impressed.
What can I cash them in for?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

either
a night of nawty spanky passion OR a gown up sized kiddies pedal car

www.pedalcarparadise.com/
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

you have to get high before you start?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

heh
I played netball at school, ffs.

I deserved more bullying than i got tbh.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

You're quite tonk, I wouldn't bully you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

tonk?
Probably, i quickly worked out to punch back, very hard, and then it all stops.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Tonk = broad chappishness you wouldn't want to mess with.
It's a compliment.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

hehe, why thankyou.
I only look tough, it's all fluff underneath. I've not swung a punch at a person in my whole adult life.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

More'n welcome.
I come from a long line of tonk, hence my square proportions. Built like a telly, as my dad says.

Thanks dad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

pffft
they do know how to flatter don't they
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

This is also the same man that said
'you walk like a lad, that's how you know you're good at rugby'.

A- I don't.
B- I am, but not due to that.
C- Dad, shut up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

I'll just throw this in here

Hopefully this hasn't been done before.
( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

that line
was a fucking rip off....she bites! and it fucking hurts!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

Is Lassie
In Portsmouth? Awesome!
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

She often 'works' the docks there

( Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

I like the amendment of the phone number
Presumably from a manchester one to a madrid one?
( Barbarossa is wearing a sparkly bikini on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)