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[challenge entry] Does b3ta do football?

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(gusjux, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# is it Kevin Keegan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# B3ta likes to pretend that it doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Foot... ball?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yes some of us love it...football that is

/fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# A couple do.
I've been playing paper netball for a while though, at work. It's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I used to play that
but then the big boys started taking the piss out of me so I started playing basketball instead. Pretty much the same only I have to black myself up.
(gusjux, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Paper netball is ace.
I've got almost 300 points now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you've got more than that on my spreadsheet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Phwoar, can I cash them in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# nearly
you're at 862, and - for some reason - a Finnish 2 Euro coin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Wowzers, I'm very impressed.
What can I cash them in for?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# either
a night of nawty spanky passion OR a gown up sized kiddies pedal car

www.pedalcarparadise.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# you have to get high before you start?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# heh
I played netball at school, ffs.

I deserved more bullying than i got tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# You're quite tonk, I wouldn't bully you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# tonk?
Probably, i quickly worked out to punch back, very hard, and then it all stops.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Tonk = broad chappishness you wouldn't want to mess with.
It's a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hehe, why thankyou.
I only look tough, it's all fluff underneath. I've not swung a punch at a person in my whole adult life.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# More'n welcome.
I come from a long line of tonk, hence my square proportions. Built like a telly, as my dad says.

Thanks dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# pffft
they do know how to flatter don't they
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# This is also the same man that said
'you walk like a lad, that's how you know you're good at rugby'.

A- I don't.
B- I am, but not due to that.
C- Dad, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just throw this in here

Hopefully this hasn't been done before.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# that line
was a fucking rip off....she bites! and it fucking hurts!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Is Lassie
In Portsmouth? Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# She often 'works' the docks there
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I like the amendment of the phone number
Presumably from a manchester one to a madrid one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)