I don't know why


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(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

maybe because he's an embryo thief :D

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

Maybe he's making a collage

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

Maybe he finds them eggciting!

(asciifaceofbob meh, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

who is he?

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

hes the computer guy out of jurrassic park that nicked the eggs innit
dumbo
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

and the boyfriend in 3rd rock
top series
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

innit just :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)

"Ahhh, no wonder you're extinct...
...I'm gonna run you over on the way down!"
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

never seen it
and have no intention of ever seeing it
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

you should
it has chuffin great big dinos in it!
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

Looks like Dennis Nedry of Jurrasic Park fame, the one that stole the dinosaur emryos.

But of course, I may be wrong ;)
(AMadDayYes seYyaDdaMA is palindromic., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.....but soon and for the rest of your life
/80's chickstix advert

for all the philistines who don't know where that quote is from
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

i don't remember the ad
but i do remember those bastard things always managed to jab me in the roof of the mouth
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

i was never allowed them as a child
they always looked so tempting. Actually had one for the first time a year ago. Nothing to write home about.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

aye probably made of mechanically reclaimed chicken

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

nom nom nom

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

NUMAN

( mr spoons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)

i am not an animal!
i am a Numan being!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)