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( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)

i got confused at what day it was for a second then.
woo
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)

shit.
what day IS it?
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)

Friday
For 2 more minutes.
TWO MINTUES TO MIDNIGHT.
( petehix Board Sig:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

*kills the unborn in the womb*
Here's hoping that won't crop up on the stats board.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

Body bags and little rags Of children torn in two.
What great lyrics.
( petehix Board Sig:, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)

I've got a bet on with my mate that if I win more than £1,000,000 on the lottery
I'm going to get a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist set to 23:58
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 19:32, archived)

Everyday
is like tuesday
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)

supposedly this is NSFW. I disagree
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46933/1211286642/borisonjohnson460.jpg
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

Hahaha!
Oh fuck.
I could see how it might be seen as NSFW
( petehix Board Sig:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

That's the cunt!

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

That's not safe for anything
I've got the right fucking horn at that and I'm disgusted with myself.
(boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

Merely a no noes job . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

Hahaha
FUCK!
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

Fuck nose

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

YOU NEARLY GOT ME SACKED
I AM GOING TO IGNORE YOU NOW
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

hahahahah you can't read this. Jobby

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

I AM NOW GOING TO REPLY TO YOUR POST
DESPITE THE FACT I JUST SAID I WAS IGNORING YOU
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)

as long as you don't attempt to fucking smoosh me, all is cool

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

WHAT ABOUT GLOMP, WHATEVER THE SHIT THAT SHIT IS.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

I'M GOING TO GLOMP YOU UP THE SMOOSH WITH A BASEBALL BAT DIPPED IN GLUE AND GLASS

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

SUPERSWEET.
*SNOG*
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

'NING
'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING 'NING

I'm going to bed now.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

Good NINGHT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

FUCKING BALLS TO IT.
Night, kiddo.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

half twelve on a friday is bedtime?
you fucking poof.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA , you've reminded me of something......
I now have a rather amusing anecdote to tell....

I was in an old man pub in Crieff, Perthshire with a few of my friends (one of whom has a problem : He cannot whisper or even talk quietly)
After a few pints, we noticed that some of the old man locals were listening in to our conversations.......

My mate Mike (who can't whisper) started telling a tale, It sort of went like this......


" I remember one time, when I stayed in Aberdeen, Me and my girlfriend went out boozing after our exams. We spent the day knocking back cheap cocktails and necking pills.......


blah blah blah......

we ended up in a cheesy student nightclub, I could hardly stand up and we started arguing about something or other. She fucked off and left me to get pished on my own in the club. I ended up getting totally hammered and when I was walking to the bar, bumped into this rugby cunt by accident, spilling his pint. he shouted " WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU FUCKING POOF!" and pushed me up against the wall, some other cunt pulled him away and I got on with my drinking.......

the more I got drunk, the more that I got fucked off at the fucking arsehole......I watched and waited....all his mates had left and the club was about to close so I slipped outside and waited for him in the shadows......

20 minutes later, he appeared, looking rather worse for wear.........

I went up to him, smacked him in the face and when he was on the ground, pulled down my trousers then fucked him up the arse.

Once I finished, I shouted "WHO'S THE FUCKING POOF NOW????????""


the old man eavesdropping then proceeded to choke on his 1/2 pint
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)

Hahahahahah!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)

DO NOT GO THERE
i hate that fucking shite with a passion.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)

IT'S JUST VERTICAL LIPS AND BLOOD.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

EXACTLY
I got cuntslapped for posting it one afternoon.
I didn't think about fannies for one moment while making it.

all in the eye of the beholder I suppose.

also I've never seen a cunt that looked like that , thank fuck
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)

you've obviously never fisted someone
while holding a mach 3.


Sheesh. Youngsters nowadays.....
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)

hahahahahhahahahaha
I'm 34
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)

Hahahah
Christ man. you haven't lived....:)
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

I always wonder why people say "You haven't lived".
I'm still standing and breathing, of course I've not lived.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

It's a fair point, and well made.
I concede this round, sir. Congratulations.


*rubs chin, raises eyebrow*

Until next time....
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

Someone once told me "you haven't lived unless you've tasted X's cooking".
Which I believe is due to the fact that those who have tasted it have little living to do after doing so.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

Hahaha
:)
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

Facecunt. The opposite to a cuntface, but just as fucking scary.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

"Silly Cuntface"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

The beholder, in that particular case
frequently comes across as a fucking fanny.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

hahhahaha
oh fuck.

hhahahahahahaha

that is a fucking wonder to behold. I raise my bottle to you. do you have it in desktop format?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

I may have the psd, not sure

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

on second thoughts
I prefer not to be reminded of my ex.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)