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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# she's so kind to animals
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# it says womb
not wombat. Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# a result of drug/animal abuse
on her part
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:50, archived)
# you don't know the terrible, terrible things i would do for her
really terrible.


like, weird stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# would you dye a hamster blue?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# that is pretty weird.
but i'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# this is the unhappy hamster, he is red


Happy hamster is blue
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# i also want to weigh in the "top of my desk" thing from earlier
left to right
tea mug, phone, test tube, pack of rizla, comb, filters, zippo, cd case, wax, brush, lighter, pile of notebooks, rizlas, philosophy of religion text book, pile of belt buckles, two empty bottles of bombay sapphire, sweat band, moistuiser, hair mousse (wtf? where did the come from) more hair wax, fear and loathing on the campaign trail, god delusion, pile of cds (the top one is sprout mask replica), revision notes and tax forms, more rizlas, more hair wax, official frisbee golf frisbee, game boy colour, game boy classic, baseball, dennis the menace reflective arm bands, head phones, tablet, mouse, ohp pens


i need to tidy.

also 5 days no smoking :)


/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Can I ask
what's a rizla and why do you have a test tube?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Zig-zags
Ciggy papers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Oooooh.
I thought it was some sort of biscuit. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# speaking of which has any one shown you two the new joisey panda yet?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OoEm9Qad4
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'm afraid to ask...

Edit: Vinnie lol.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)
# good ain't he :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Hahahahahah.
Vinnie lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:42, archived)
# cigarette papers
and i have no fucking clue about the test tube. my desk attracts crap.


and there are cats shagging outside my window
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I put on my wizard hat and robe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# damn i should really start taking down your names
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Oh, right then.
Mine does as well. :] *looks around* Lots of crap.


Wow. That's...err...yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# CATALOGUE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Errr...okay, left to right...
Camera, battery charger, nail clipper, stitch ripper, fake lip ring, guitar chord cards, speakers, tablet, scanner, Hexy's CD, Kid A, sketchbook, doodles from Science, math work, summer reading assingment, water pistol, download cards, eraser, lens cap, lip gloss, Assassin's Creed for the DS. And that's just the bottom part. The top two shelves are just loads of books and CDs and pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# thats some pretty good junk
was assassins creed any good on the ds? it was dead dull on the 360 i thought
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# It's a lot of junk.
:]
And I didn't even mention the dishes. God I love being a messy, grungey teenager. ^_^
I liked it on the DS. It's a totally different game from the 360. It's called Altair's Chronicles, it's a prequal. The only problem I had with it is that you barely use the touch screen, and there are almost no save points. So, you have to pause the game and close the DS, you can't turn it off. The only time it saves is automatically, after you finish a mission.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:51, archived)
# WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY HAIR PRODUCTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# SOMEONE CONGRATULATE ME ON THE SMOKING OR I'LL BURN B3TA DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)
# hey well done, man!
you've done really well, i'm so proud. i bet it wasn't easy was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# cheers, actually it hasn't been so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# oh well thats good to hear then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Allow me
to crush your spirit.
8 years man, not given in to the tobacco once in that time. And I still crave it at least once a week. It just never fully goes away.
Edit: I've just been informed it's nearly 10 years since I smoked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# yeah i can imagine. especially as i'm quitting not because i don't enjoy but because i'm getting weird pains
so its going to suck but i will endure through sheer bloody mindedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
# You have been informed.
I find that oddly funny. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
# That's really good.
I'm proud of you. *offers hug*
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# bastard!
You mean you stopped smoking after nicking me fags at the bash? :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# i didn't nick any fags off of you, did I?
i brought all me own wi' me. though i may very have reached a point where i couldn't roll any more
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# hahaha,
I tabbed you a couple.

No matter though. you did suffer the experience of the world's greasiest breakfast and worst Lincolnshire sausage ever™ with me. All is forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# haha that was a dire sausage. good coffee though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# yeah
really wish i'd gone for the smoothie.

Oh, BTW....who was that Dutch guy you were telling me to look up on 'tube? The defence guy?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:43, archived)
# bas rutten
oh god its good
i was going to go to bed but i want to hear what you think of him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
"everybody underestimates de kick in de groin"

"dangada dangada dang"


I came twice just watching the first few seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# hahaha
"don't don't you ever do dis"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:55, archived)
# haha
"i don't like what you say about my wife, sorry but i'm going to have to break your neck"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)
# It's the sound effects that make it.
"den you take his own knife, and you staab him in da liver...boom. Staab boom"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:59, archived)
# i love him
wouldn't want to meet him though

any how, i'm off to bed.

night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Nighty buddy.
"kick in de groin, right straight. Bam"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Nunight.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:08, archived)
# she already did, apparently
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# zomg!!!1~
www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/

probably not what you want your boss to see. Click with caution.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# those crazy americans
they have to overdo everything, even pron

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# i am so downloading this when the gf isn't looking over my shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# haha
she's so going to kick your ass :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# she's italian
i'll just say its a gentlemen's art movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)