Errm...
Loved ones? I don't know, I'm clutching at straws.
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Haha. Don't be silly.
Everyone thinks I'm a horrible cunt. With bruised legs.
When I was born, my dad was there and witnessed the birth and when I popped out he said "That's a bit weird. Two cunts."
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