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( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hahahaha
*books coach party*

Is it a drive-thru?
( the holly and the ivv, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

New labia, newwwwwwwwww!
fucking hell, I've just made myself sick
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

Naughty Scotsman!

( the holly and the ivv, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

Thanks for the birthday message. I only logged in today.
Hugs to you, lady.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

Yay! *hugs*

( the holly and the ivv, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

mmm
You smell nice.

Pfft.

How are you all?
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)

Lovely lovely!
How are you?
( the holly and the ivv, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)

I'm in a whole world of cool.
Thanks for asking.

Did I miss Daveinsertnumberhere's bash in Brum?
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

No, I think it's been cancelled
Not sure why.
( the holly and the ivv, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

Curses!
I missed the Cov bash by being in the correct pub at the correct time. Everyone else turned up half an hour early and fucked off across the road. I had a super evening asking strangers if they'd seen anyone in a fucking Fez.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)

Dear God man!
That is scary...
but also funny :)
( chunderbunny, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

haha
brilliant
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)

Well, that's wrong,
but I like it! ;)
( WiL christmas is what you want it to be, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

her mouth scares me

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)