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# Thanks to onephilosophy
for the inspiration letting me shamelessly rip off the original idea he had.


Pilsner ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *clicks for jeroboam*
very nice! You're stunningly good at these, and I am in awe, as ever.

PS: Did you come to the great london bash in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Thanks, Mr H!
I was doing usher-y type things at a wedding, so sadly could not attend.

Next time.... :D

Edit: By Usher-y type things, I am, of course *not* talking about the popular musician of the same name. But, you'd probably already guessed that. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# i can see you busting a few moves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hehehehe
moves hip joints
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oddly I instantly presumed you were trying to have it off with all the women there and acting like some kind of lothario.
Oh wait, that's what ushers at weddings do anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Chance would have been a fine thing... :D
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I'm ushering at my sister's wedding next spring.
I'm looking forward to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# It's great!
We were all in full tails, waistcoasts, the whole bit...

/can't recall the last time I wore a tie, let alone a cravat blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# There were no top and tails at my sister's wedding seeing as they'd been engaged since the dawn of time and it was just a registry affair.
However I did wear an absolutely massive 70s tie with blue dragons on it. Although I still looked like a twat as untailored suits and most clothes in general make me look like a perfect square due to my stupid body proportions.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sure you looked splendid, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Not really, I didn't even have my good beard on!
This is back when I still have the max and paddy doorman style of beard, looking short and several kilometres wide did not help shift the image either.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I now have a lovely image of
you having this Removable Beard facility, allowing the choice of facial hair to suit one's day.

Hmmm, bit cold out, so 'Bushy' today, I reckon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I do.
The wonderful removable beard article known as a razor. You should try it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I quite like my beard.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# bloody degenerate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I say!
No need for that kind of language!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds fun.
I'm not sure what I'll have to wear, as my sister decided to avoid most of the planning by working in Nigeria for a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That's quite a radical strategy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Very much so.
So far, she's had malaria and salmonella.
I conclude that it's not a good strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ouch!
Not good, not good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# She seems to be alright now.
Beats wedding planning, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :o
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Cheers, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)