Crack anyone


From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)

go on then

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)

I wish I was famous so I could do drugs and not get arrested

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)

I've heard that soon
they're going to make it illigal to even SAY you've done drugs, apparintly if you're recorded saying it, they'll be able to prosecute you.
I dunno, a friend told me that.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)

what about
If i make a recording saying YOU'VE done drugs?
Will they prosecute you?
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)

No, because thats not me admitting it

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)

Well I believe him.
You're in big trouble.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)

Bugger.
*smoke bomb*
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)

give your "friend" a clip round the ear
I can't believe they'd bring in such a law
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)

I shall.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)

hahahahahaha
THIS IS NOT THE U.S.A.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)

Well some of the new anti-perv bill is essentially introducing the concept of thought crime.
So I wouldn't laugh too loud just yet...
( slight yoinks!, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)

Testing...
Edit: For some reason I couldn't post anything just now.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)

asking for it

(Penultimate Straw, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)

Secksay!

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)

Why not the feet?
Then she would be dancing! :D
Also: lol.
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)

Then you might think it was
Michael Flatley

(Penultimate Straw, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)

I wish I knew more about famous people :(
about
I don't really care, it's just so that I can understand all the jokes people tell.
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)

My six year old said
"Is that a man?"

I explained and she said "She looks like a boy".
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)

And is it a man?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)

Amy Winehouse?
No, she is a very sexy girl.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)

In this picture she does seem to have a man's face.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:29, archived)

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)

Searching.....

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)