Booooooooootiful.........
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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)

Gobble
Gobble
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)

Darn.........
How did I miss that !
( paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

The D-Hat is in the coroner son.

(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

I might just steal your joke anyway.........
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( paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)

now add some lines about breasts and legs

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)

NO
:)
( paranoiaman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)

( Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)

Buttplug!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
BUTTPLUG!
BUTTPLUG!!
BUTTPLUG!!!
BUTTPLUG!!!!
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)

hehehe
have some banging: www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
\m/
( Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)

Possibly
the greatest moment of the 20th Century ..
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)

just my words!

( Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)

You could try a little of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGiOY72ru4&feature=related
(Kinky Robot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

hahahaha!
gobble gobble


(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)

hahahahah

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

I didnt see that coming
Which is making me giggle like a school girl.
(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

he makes "ham" out of turkeys
this man cannot be trusted
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)

...and
McDonalds make hamburgers out of cows!
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

...allegedly.

( NobbyNobody, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)

Have you tried it?
It's all wet and slimy. Very unpleasant.
( NobbyNobody, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

it's fucking awful
instead of just tasting like fat and salt like his other stuff does

it "adds" something, something very wrong
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)

Rubber
is the word you are looking for..
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)

And vice a versa . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

You mean turkeys lie!!!

(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)

He who lies with turkeys wake up with false hood . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)

or at the least
a smelly one..
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

^^ THIS.
why can't he just sell turkey without experimenting on it and turning it into some sort of vile mutant food substitute
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

He'll plug anything !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)