If I had photoshop on here
I would make 'Wosferatu' and shop Jonathan Ross onto it.
Alas you'll have to wait till I get home.
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WormuIus,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:34,
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Nosfewatu
Surely shirley?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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