Let him fucking run!


kudos to t'wife for top idea.

[edit: we're calling him Oscar, of course]

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( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

*still recalls the sydney 2000 paralymics spokeswoman*
saying
"the paralympics is now strong enough to stand on its own two feet"
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Really? Brilliant!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

hahaha

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

Laughed?
I nearly shat!

I haven't had a good hard LOL in ages. Thank you!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)

urgh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)

Personally, I think that he should be allowed to run!
If he makes the same cut off (soory for that) point as the other athletes have to attain!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

But isn't he faster than able-bodied athletes?
So could Robocop enter shooting? Technically he is disabled.
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

What would happen when he finished shooting? Would he say:
"Your move, creep."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

No, his best time is over a second outside the world record
over 100m and 0.5 seconds outside the cut off point for instant qualification for the olympics.

2 seconds for the 200m.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

I quite agree!

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

hehe

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

I agree.
Quite frankly, I don't think the Olympic Committee have a leg to stand on.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

Portal?
This is a triumph.
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)