Makes me sick


From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

(MsZuzu, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

everything in this picture gives me an erection

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

How many man parts do you have then?

Oh and Woo to the image as well
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

:)

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

That pizza is a fucking strange shape

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

not strange enough for my tastes

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

How strange does it have to be to satisfy you?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Really fucking bizzare.
Like, Stephen Fry on acid.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Is Stephen Fry a different shape when on acid?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

he would be IN acid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

he's a different shape on itv
i never even knew he was in a show on itv until i accidentally hit the wrong remote button the other day. what do itv think they are playing at, itv is no place for a show that is half worth watching.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

I always work on the assumption that if it's on ITV, it'll be crap.
I shouldn't admit this on b3ta, but I have been watching some of the football on ITV lately.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

go to your room and think about what you've done

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

I did regret it last night, it was a terrible game.
Holland tonight though, so that should be good.
Also, sorry, I've let you all down.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

same here
not about the football but the crap bit, imagine my surprise when the glorious mr fry appeared on my screen.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

weirder than that
i'm talking blancmange in a nuclear blast wave odd
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

So not only weird, but also terribly overcooked.
I haven't made a pizza in ages. If it stops raining for long enough to go to the shops, maybe I'll make one tomorrow.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

i want my pizza to glow in the dark ideally
i can't make pizzas very well. i don't have the patience to make dough
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

It's not so bad, maybe 15 minutes of kneading.
Well worth it for a dirt cheap delicious pizza.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

i'm not really a huge pizza fan tbh
not enough to make it myself. i'd much rather make pasta or fajitas or something.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Fair enough.
I normally make too much sauce anyway, leading to tomatoey pasta by-products the next day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

the best kind of by products
better than depleted uranium
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

I don't know, depleted uranium has a nice tangy aftertaste.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Argh!
TJ: Whats with the attack of the fail-mod on the frontpage?
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

i know right?
i should be a bloody mod
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Its the second time its happened recently.
Making things 280px wide is part of the thrill of getting a FP or something.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

i think i have two 280 sized pictures
then realised i wasn't funny enough and have been using 831 as a standard since. i can't work out which of the mods could be so tarded. gronk pan is the only person who i know has been modded recently and he's not dumb enough to do that by a long shot
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

he said it wasn't him and he couldn't fix it
he replied to our discussion earlier...
ed: found the post of mine he relpied to www.b3ta.com/board/8484527
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

i saw that
i'd have thought there was some sort of rigorous process involved in choosing mods...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

I heard there was a series of 5 tests
The last one involved a jar of potted shrimp, an igloo and an erupting volcano I think.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

No, that test is only if you fail the 'bridge of ineptitude' trial.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

the gayshift needed a mod
it's either him, postbear or mofaha (longest term)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

i'm not slating gronky i think he's perfectly fine
i'm just trying to work out who captain fail is
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha
"Captain Fail" is my new favourite phrase.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

the worst superhero of all

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

*Volunteers*

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

i often wonder
do the mods ever resize images to make them fp size, obviously this time they didn't.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

they can do it in the code it's not tough



(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

HTML resizing is shit :P

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

true
but seriously it's better than the crap on the FP and they can link the cfb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

*Agrees*

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

I seem to remember it happening in the distant past,
when the wild herds of Magic Donkeys still roamed free.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)