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# i have a flagon of scrumpy here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# is it orange
and cloudy?

With a slight whiff of vinegar?

It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# it has just melted part of the floor
this is the real stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Excellent...
I see Sainsbury's have started selling Thatchers, my local brew when i was a young 'un.

But it's not the same
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# if it's fizzy, it is not real cider
you should be able to see things floating in it for it to be real cider
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it ought to be warm, flat and nuclear fucking orange
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh god arrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# argh argh argh....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# This this this
With added FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)