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[challenge entry] And I promise, this time
I won't delete/repost, in the name of Brian.

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(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# RELEASE THE HOUNDS OF WAAAAAAAAAAR
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I think I posted this at the wrong time
should have posted it dayshift, not gayshift.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# there's not a wrong time of day round here..just the wrong kind of user name ;)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :D
oh, that could include me

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# haha fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# you're right!
*grabs tub of lubrilard*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :( what's wrong with my username?
or is it that i am a pain in the arse half the time?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I never said there was anything wrong with yours..
just a generalisation
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Heeheee, yes I'd noticed that
some people took ages to be able to read mine...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Oh I absolutely love this.
In fact, I think I'm going to sex it.

*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you think that if I went and showed this to a girl in a bar
she'd do the same to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# of course she will!
if she dissagrees say someone on the internet said she would.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That'll help grandly
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# of course it will, someone on the internet said it would
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# was talking to a mate today about my lack of feminie company
he said, make friends with her and then say to her you wanna take it further or not at all.

I said 'yeah, i was thinking of acting like i do on the net, so after she replied to me a couple of times i was gunna say tits or gtfo.'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I can honestly say that a more forward approach tends to make a guy more attractive
but "TITS OR GTFO" may be seen as a teeny bit lame :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i think going to a bar and starting a conversation with a girl would be moe effective
but what do i know? i'm a hopeless romantic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Speaking of bars
how was the interview?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i think i got the job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Eeeeee!
Congratulations :)

When will you start?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# you mean talk to someone I don't know.
do you know how hard that is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Or he could
walk up to a girl, glare at her and say 'I own you now. You will follow me back to my place, whereupon you will remove all of your clothing, kneel at my feet and shut the fuck up'.

That'd work on some girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
some girls

Face
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# If he does that, he'll be having words with my knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# you have talking knuckles?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I look like a bit like Sebastien Chabal
I think that will get me arrested.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# You do?
DON'T GO TELLING ME THINGS LIKE THAT.

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I really don't know with responses here
whether they are actually genuine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# :O
CHABAL IS A HUNK


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Well, I'm not quite as tall (~ about 3/4 in)
Not as much muscle, just as heavy, just as hairy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Phwoaaar
PICS PLS?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# you first
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# awesome
thats plain awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
I will eat chicken today, oh yes, tasty plump chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# raw
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# no, tis cooked
in it's own juices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# raw in its own juices
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# raw raw raw yer boet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# would they be chicken jizz juice, it will be cooked in
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# the owl and the pussycat
sat in a fucking basket

in a sea of chicken jizz

owl: "What the fuck!"
pussycat: "Crazy shit! Pass me another spliff, man"
owl: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# just imagine if he shouted when he orgasmed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# the sonic shockwaves could cause his sexy tiem partner to explode
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# sexy exploding death
yes!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Domo Blessed!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)