Genuine sign, unshopped, background altered

And another one of those 'Not quite sure if NSFW or not' ones but will blur the background if you still think you can see too much at the edges there.

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

OH NO, THERE'S A BUM!
=)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
BUMPLANT!
www.b3ta.com/questions/whyishouldbefired/post86753
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

Bumplant!
I tried to sell one of those once
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

its number 1 search result for bumplant!
NEW IMPROVED BUMPLANT!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'm reminded of Family Guy...
BUTT SCRATCHER?!
( B.T., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

Nearly:
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/479011/-/Product.html?searchstring=ball+scratcher&searchsource=0
( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

they've gone up again...
last time i looked at this it was £2.99
bloody play.com!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

I know, but that sale ended,
I bought 3 and had them sent to friends, they're really nicely made and presented actually, they went down very well!
( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

Aye, but someone will complain, you watch!
On other news, the little ginger chavscum that's been makin it SO much fun to be home for last 2 years has just been packed into the back of a police van and taken away for the first time ever! Made our day, tho now we're just major curious what he did this time and to whom.

He's only 9 BTW.
( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

hahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

now if that where me when i where little i would have got a clip around the ear
parents today... pfft
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

If you'd been ginger you mean?

( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

i was blonde :o

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

oh god
the anti ginger police state has started!

I'll be next :(
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

Lots of chavscum are ginger,
round here anyway, dunno why, but there's even a 'Heinz 57' lad who's black with ginger hair here! :o
( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

Do a link to whats behind the sign would you :)
Woo
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

...
done
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

Cor - now thats sexy
*wanks furiously*
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

I'll have the ginger one
dibs!
(Stonkwood Killed in the name of on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)

Ok...
Lexicons


( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

God whats wrong with the one on the lefts face

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

...
Well, I'm off for about 22.5 seconds.

(Give or take clean up time)

See ya then..
( B.T., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

ha!
smoking porn. classic.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

Is the second one from the left one of Frankenstein's later experiments?
"I SHALL PUT THE HEAD OF A TINY GIRL ONTO THE BODY OF A MASSIVE GIRL! THEN THEY WILL SEE WHO IS TRULY MAD!!AHAHAAH"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

THOSE FELLERS IN RADIOSHACK SAID I WAS MAD!

( WiL laser raped the cat, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)