One way to Hull please


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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

kight rider?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

this comment
redeems any wrong in the world.

"michael theres an increasing ammount of metal infront of us."
"keep going kitt"
"michael have you been drinking in airports again?"
"KEEP GOING KITT"
"i sense humans michael"
"PLOUGH THEM THE FUCK DOWWWN!!!"
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

haha,you just know a pissed up hasselhoff is driving that car

edit: real lols!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

sorry
i editted it for convo a litle bit too late..
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

ah all is forgiven cos i laughed a lot.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

good
*enter profile reading stalker mode*

my ex flatmate lives in brighton.. well.. he says hove.. apparently that doesn't count as brighton.. being that he's male and saying he comes from hove doesn't lead to all the gay jokes... smells of repression to me.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

hahaha. yes!
can't tell anyone you live in brighton without a gay joke/remark!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

yeha he kinda ruined it for himself
i had no idea till he told me it was the gay capital of england.

i pretty much just latched on to the fact he was fat. :D lol. so much of me wants to type that it was inevitable as there's so much fat to latch on to but we promised not to go for the obvious insults. plus he got me into the last fat boy slim on brighton beach which was fucking awesom..even if i did almost catch hypothermia
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

he's such a drunken piss head
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

hahaha.
i really do think i love you.

will you draw me a picture of lionel richie's big sexy clay head?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

why, I might do such a thing!
:D

edit: head in progress :)
edit2: and now done :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Quick, dirty, and a little short of the mark
Because I couldn't find a decent Knight Rider pic...


One ticket please, business class.
(fridgefreezer could tell you, but he'd have to kill you., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

superb
.
(Kingtoke was mostly eating beans on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

Haha
Quality
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

there needs to be more airborne cows in this pic

( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Is only the sign shopped?
Because that's a damned fine action shot if so (if slightly horrific).

Woo to your effort.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Not this picture again :(
*sads*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

Bindun?
Where?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

Not because it's been done...
because someone's dying in it.


*scowl*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

^this
if people can get shouted off the board for using the Kim Phuc napalm photo, this one should go along the same lines...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

Hi k3b/-\b
*solemn wave*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

why are you solemnly waving?
how's your head?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

My head?
Solemn waves 'cause of the picture.

How are you?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

How am I?
Mentally, physically or emotionally?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

I've never seen anyone shouted off the board for that.
In fact wasn't that one of the old fashioned meme images, along with the September 11th running away people, the Vietnamese man being executed and the Buddhist monk self immolating.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

someone used it fairly recently (last couple of weeks)
and got told were to go. (initially because of the lack of humour) but people joined in saying that photo shouldn't be used, etc.

I dunno "the no boundaries" on b3ta thing seems to get attacked occasionally by a clique-y mob, who seem to think we should look at kittens.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

i find it funny,
because people are dying,
and they probably deserved it.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

They died doing what they loved.
Hitting into car windscreens.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

*witty comment*
*follow up that makes the previous witty comment even wittier*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

Wit is like the vast oceans.
Mostly composed of water in various states of impurity and traditionally traversed by boat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

unfortunately
i mostly find myself in a sponge dingy with a sieve for an oar
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

One of the men in that photo is dead.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)