That's because you have rubbish hands.
You have not experienced pain until you have played Frets on Fire on my old compaq keyboard.
So...heavy...
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:52,
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Press return/shift.
Plus it looks better than a plastic guitar which makes you look like a twat.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:03,
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