IT'S WANKERMAN!


From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(cheebatv, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 3:31, archived)

I bet he
can't see too well.
(Indole Ring, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 3:35, archived)

his mighty (yet strangely smooth) hand
shall rub villains up the wrong way

and he shall catch the splash in his super gloop scoop
(cheebatv, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 3:38, archived)

I'm trying really hard
not to imagine that ...
(Indole Ring, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 3:53, archived)

therefore
rendering them helpless and without man phat!
(cheebatv, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 3:57, archived)

urgh
my brain needs a rinse
(Indole Ring, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 4:02, archived)

Heh
"super gloop scoop"

heh...
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 4:24, archived)

lol
v. cool

if he held on that tight though he'd end up rippin it orf

yowtch
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 3:41, archived)