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[challenge entry] Babby Phood

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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# He has big eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I thought it was egg white, but I thought "Why would an unborn child have egg white for eyebrows" and then the french made me a sandwich and I ate it, and then nothing happened for a long time, until John Virgo made a wooden vagina in a glass jar.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I remember this episode.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# YOU'RE RUBBISH
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# FUCK YOU, JERUCUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I do not even need to alter your name.
It is already gay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Someone on CSS said I was gay because of my name not that long ago.
They only said it because I was fucking destroying them, and they didn't realise I was an admin.

I AM THE GEEK POLICE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# In fairness the standard of players on CSS and Live isn't exactly high.
Although I suppose with CSS at least you can go into servers which aren't completely filled with annoying American kids who are barely intelligible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I wish I could ban people the moment I found out they were American children.
Alas, I'm not a bigot.

Even though they are all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# The only games I really played online were the PS2 ones, Socom being the main tactical one.
And the online service was European only, bliss. Plus a headset came with the game so voice chat was integrated as standard and wasn't really shit and just white noise.

Never really got smacktalk, although I was loved by everyone so that might not be a true reflection of the service.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I have voice_enable 0 set in console for CSS. I'd rather not pay attention to the voice spamming cunts.
Also, CSS isn't about tactics on public servers. I use other players as distractions and try and take out the entire team by myself. It makes me feel like a real man.

I get bored by most of the smack talk and end up lecturing kids on how to be creative in insults.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I didn't tend to use insults, I was just typically bizaare.
I was in a really high ranking clan despite being unutterably shit at Socom I, purely because I was amusing, and they even put me every single clan match bizaarely.
Although conversely I was bitching hot at Socom II but was in a really shit clan.

Ahhh, good times.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I've had my fill of clans.
I've had several highly respected CSS clans pleading for me over the last few months, which makes me happy, but I find it makes the game more of a chore than a game. I'd rather just fucking destroy people on publics than play clan matches and go to training and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I had a fair few in my day, I went with the shit one because they were kind of funny and well respected.
Unfortunately they were in somewhat of a decline so every clan match was failure or forfeit due to people not even turning up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# *Ahem*
"YOUR RUBBISH"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I laughed for ages, but then cried.
I cried endlessly, for Mother Teresa, oh how could she miss the trick shot! OH HOW! GODDAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Because she's 1 foot tall and a raisin.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# mmmm sundried.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *this is excellent*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# For a long time I thought he just had a big chin.
Nicely done, if a little freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# i guess his mother's milk is 95% burger anyways
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# PADDY ASHDOWN!!!
*end transmission*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)