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[challenge entry] is it too early to have a drink?
no?

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(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *boke*
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Speaking of boke.
I like a cheese and pickle sandwich. Nothing fancy, some good, mature farmhouse cheddar and some simple, pickled silverskin onions, sliced up and added.

Now, is it wrong of me to keep having the strange urge to drink the pickle vinegar every time I take the lid off the pickles?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# yes you fucking freak!
;-)


do it anyway...film what happens next!


NING /board
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# gday
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ning k3b/-\b
how do?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I consumed rather more scotch than I intended to last night
so I've been a bit crook all day.

on the upside I have a party invite, and a couple I know have split up. So I'm rather amused.

ed: to add to that, I shouldn't try and type maths when pissed either, confused the hell out of me trying to follow my own bloody derivation today. :S
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
go and glee in their misery!

...or offer helpful advice :-)

EDIT: - eurgh, maths, i hate it and im studying engineering...bad choice of subject?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I don't think I will do either
I didn't know her at all, but might make the odd passing reference to it around mutual mates. *glees*

Ed: just saw the engo comment, which branch? none of the engo's I know particularly like maths but it's never stopped them...
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# mechanical eng
its just "ARRRGGHH" on a page
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# BEST
DESCRIPTION
EVER!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# feel free to use it
;-)
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# here's another I like, from an engineering student no less
"I could have ejaculated on a page and it would have been a better song/answer/question/description/etc"
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ning.
I've got a stomach like a lead box. I take a bucket load of acid inhibitors ( this might be the reason for the impulsion? I never thought of that ) and put more alcohol units in it a day than those silly adverts say I should be doing a week.
I doubt that very much would happen other than I'd need to buy more pickles.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hehe
drink away then!

just make sure its quality pickle juice...not tesco value Hydrochloric acid
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahah that's probably filtered nightclub dunny water.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# pffft!
tesco upgrading their resources?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# yes.
you clearly need/shouldn't drink wine.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Not at all
although I like to leave it to then end of the jar.

that way, the onions stay pickled and no one shouts at you for drinking the stuff
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# use the pickle juice for vinega on ur chipys :)
2 - i've put my bluetooth dongle down and can't find it so I may not post for a bit till i finds it!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# MILESTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*waits excitedly*

nekkid teim!!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :o we get to see his blue toothed dongle?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Mmmmm!
mind if I join you?


I actually feel like I may have drunk a large amount of this yesterday, blurgh....
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# drinking metho?
bad idea man splash out a bit and get cheap sherry. Better for you,
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# In Saudi we used to
distil rice wine ( which we also made ) and then flavour the resulting ethanol with cherry essence. Quite tasty. And lethal.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# sounds good!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# eurgh!
i drank a cheap bottle of food dye "red wine" and now i have purple teefs and a matching tongue
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# mmmmm...
I drank the best part of a bottle of this and woke up some time later...

www.linie.com/
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ive just been ID'd by a website...
...fuck!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# have you actually drunk food dye
cuase I drank a bottle of rum essence ages ago, I was 12 and my parents had cut my alcohol ration. it was fucking disgusting. I can't stand rum now... sadest booze aversion story ever.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahha
"rum essence"

when i was a kid in the scouts (i was about 10 i think) i used to think shandy could get us drunk, so my friend and myself had drinking competitions. never worked tho
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# they took my whisky and beer away, what else was I supposed to do?
shandy? doesn't that have booze in it?
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yeah but it was cans of shandy
with about 0.05% volume
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# oh god
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I know of a bloke
who drank a pint of vegetable oil for a student rag week.

The previous year he'd eaten half a pound of lard with a knife and fork, no bread or other aids allowed.
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)