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# I have no beer
I didn't have space for beer at shopping time and my flatmate has left half a bottle of wine in the kitchen, but I have reason to believe he had sex with a lady last night, so I don't want to risk accidental consuming the sex slime of anyone.

Edit: You not talking to me anymore because I've been away for a while, you prick? I was finishing my thesis so I'm sorry I wasn't around to tell you how much I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# that right there
is a good reason not to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# indeed.
accidental consumption of such things is not good.

I have coke, macademias, and fags, so I'm content.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# i have diet coke, bovril and sugar-free jelly.
macadamias are nice, but not as nice as cashews
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I agree
I also have diet coke, though it's Coke Light here... and they only had sweet cashews. bah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# sweet cashews?
do they not know that cashews should only be salted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# ewwwww.
I love nuts ( stoppit ) but I despise cashews. They are some kind of genetic aberration in the nut family. Like the ugly Baldwin who's name nobody can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# pfff
i take it you're watching family guy on fx?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# no I'm not.
should I be? I get pissed off because there are never any new ones on. I was just watching Severance on Sky sci-fi. It was the utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# i was hugely disappointed by severnce
i was told it was great. i was lied to.
there's a new series of family guy started on bbc3, but there's only one a week. have you seen blue harvest?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# yes I have seen Blue Harvest
and quite a few months ago. That's the beauty / curse of the internet. I've already seen it long before the telly get around to it.

I'm waiting for the new futurama ( having recently seen the beast with a billion backs 0
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# haven't seen that yet
i only saw bender's big score a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# i've had the worst fag cravings ever today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# want a tissue?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE!
actually i really don't. I'm bigger than that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# i know the feeling :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I'm average size
and am smoking ay fag.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# its been two months quit for me and the first time i've really craved was today
without wanting to sound self righteous, i really feel good




though i envy the hell out of you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# yeh, sorry
I'm considering quitting soon... but might wait til the stress is over in october... yes, that would make sense.

I said I would quit once my work was done, but it doesnt seem to be happening any time soon... hmmm... I don't know. Well done to you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# macademias are overrated.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# today was my first daliance with them
I find them to be distinctly not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I'm not talking to you
because you have been a mouthy prick. I can do without mouthy pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# mouthy prick?
In what way?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# The mouthy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're referring to
but I was mostly likely trying my best to impress you. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)