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# i couldn't do that.
far too middle class.


19th century style romps in the wheat fields near me are fun though
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# One day I will hold a dinner party
before a masked ball, and the table centrepiece shall be two women wrapped in black satin, writhing around with each other and some electric wands.

And if anyone laughs I get to put them in the iron maiden.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# its official.
i love you
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
Yes you may come to the ball.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *readies harlequin outfit*
you could be the next jesus de sade.

but with less kiddie porn
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MUCH less.
My dad can scream that it's buggerin' time.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)