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[challenge entry] I finally get to pearoast sumat for a compo. I'll do it quietly.

From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha
from now on, he's going to do all of his falling to his death in the county jail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# /Sheriff John Burnell
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Quit it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# and then he put his arm in a horse!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# and could you believe it! the horse was full of midgets!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pearoast opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you know, those tanks, can go at FIFTY MILES PER HOUR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# At least they don't go
88 MILES PER HOUR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# OR 72! IMAGINE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# hah hah
nice one, wish i had my hand stuck up a birds arse
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Stuck? Really?
*readies the hacksaw*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# oh right, I'll get the arse
*heads towards the freezer*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)