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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :D nicely done
my upstairs neighbour is a PCSO, she's the tiniest lady in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# my mate used to be one
He was is an enormously fat stoner, with long beard and long hair. He looks like a fat hell's angel when not on duty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i bet you like Sock don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I've heard she likes it a lot.
wait... oh "Sock"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Mmmm vomit fetish.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# One of the few I don't have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Small bits of lint collected in pockets fetish?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# You're being silly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Well there are fetishes for everything...
Aren't as many philias as far as I know though, although really all you have to do is look up the appropriate greek work and then make it up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hoplophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oh I can't be doing with all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Laziest fetishist ever.
Most of them list them out like record labels and bands:
"Maso, switch, bi, trans, tri, pan, best, dibble, grub, pipe2pipe bushman..."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# You don't have to have energy to have kink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Tellingfuckingknobendstofuckoffphilia
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's in Herefordshire isn't it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# From Reaper?
:D


Course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# i'm good at this game
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Basically, as long as a man's funny, I don't really mind.
But hairy helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hate cops
Pity CSO's
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Why do you hate policemen?
Are you some kind of criminal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# fuckin' curtain twitchers
i like that their power amounts to "I call my big brother and get you done"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Don't repossession men actually have more power?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# yup pretty much. and even if the repo man turns up at your house you don't have to let them in
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# From my basic memory of the obscure archaic rights of repo men.
If they know you are at home and refuse to answer they are allowed to try to gain entry and/or take away the stuff if it is outside.

I have no idea why but that's how I remember it being explained to me as they kicked in someone's door.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Fuckin wit me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of cider and a pager
Searchin my trackie, lookin for the product
Thinkin every chav is sellin narcotics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# please the middle class have way more drugs than chavs
ours are better quality too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yes
please allow for poetic licence
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# and police tend to leave us alone?
"hey! are you on drugs?"
"yup..."
"ooops sorry to bother you"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I've never been asked by a policeman if I was on drugs.
I did get chased by police a couple of times. I seemed to like moving traffic cones as a youngster.

I was fast though. Like a whippet. Only less hairy, and with less legs and slower.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# So the only real similarity
is being owned by someone from the North.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# The use of a term such as "the North" for somewhere south of me,
only makes me think that you and your kind are fools.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# The North (of England)
you patronising arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# why not say that then?
"the North" is a Londoner term, used as they find the concept of anywhere North of Blackpool difficult to grasp.

"the North" for me automatically makes me think of Inverness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It's North of Watford, you cur!
Everyone knows that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Because I really didn't think it mattered.
And I still don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# does
Edit:

Sorry, I love you. Really i do.

but it still matters.

but I love you. I just wish to make that clear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Damn straight you do.
Curse my non-scrolling.

Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It does matter
Many forget the UK contains more than just England.

Bit like the Americans and their 'world series' type events.
(Wize, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
that made me chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# lmao
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)